17 Words 🗯 That Don't Exist ⛔️, but Should ✴️ ...

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New slang is always being invented.

Of course, we still don't have words for some pretty important things.

Here are a few words that don't exist, but should:

1. Askhole

Askhole

Whoever said that "there are no stupid questions" was lying.

There are plenty of dumb things that people can, and will, ask.

2. Bedgasm

Bedgasm

The only thing better than sex is sleep.2

After all, it feels amazing to slip under the sheets and close your eyes after a long, hard day.

3. Textpectation

Textpectation

This is one of the worst feelings in the world.

It happens after you text your crush, and are praying that he'll actually text you back.

4. Masturdating

Masturdating

There's nothing wrong with going out on the town without a date.2

More people should feel comfortable eating alone, taking a walk alone, and going to the movie theater alone.

5. Netflixing

Netflixing

You've heard of binge watching.

Of course, that doesn't accurately describe how much television you can watch in one sitting.

That's why we need this word.

6. Memoreek

Memoreek

You have plenty of memories, but you have just as many memoreeks.

They're memories that make you go "eek."2

7. Checkward

Checkward

Don't you hate when you're out with friends and you're not sure how much you're supposed to pay?

Well, now there's a word that describes the sensation that you feel.

8. Facewished

Facewished

Some of us have no clue when our friends' birthdays are.

We just wait for Facebook to tell us.

Then we'll wish them a happy birthday on the site instead of taking the time out to call them.

9. Dreeping

Dreeping

If you've ever tried to sleep after drinking, you know this feeling pretty well.2

It's never any fun.

It'll make you want to stop drinking entirely.

10. Cellfish

Cellfish

Don't you hate when someone is yapping on their phone when you're in a quiet place, like a library or the movie theater?

It's incredibly disrespectful, which is why we need this word.

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