Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.
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- pants are either droopy or too low
- skirts are too high in the back
- it's awkward to sit down at the movies
- it's hard to find underwear that fits
- yoga pants look provocative
- people stare when you walk up the stairs
- everyone expects you to dance
1 PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW
You can never get the right fit.
2 SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK
You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.
3 It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES
You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.
4 It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits
It's hard to find underwear that can cover you comfortably.
5 YOGA PANTS Look Provocative
If you wear them, they can look a little racy.
6 People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS
If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.
7 Everyone Expects You to Dance
No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.
Do you have any of these problems?
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