Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.
1. PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW
You can never get the right fit.2. SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK
You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.Frequently asked questions
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3. It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES
You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.***
face, and praying you don't trip and fall! Every shuffle feels like it's in slow motion, and you're hyper-aware of any inconveniences you might cause. It's almost as if the seats were designed for children, not adults with curves. As you finally plop down into your seat, the relief is palpable, but short-lived. That's because, as soon as you sit, you're wrestling with limited leg room and the constant fear of your phone or keys plummeting into the abyss between the seats. And let's not even talk about when it's time to stand up again!
4. It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits
It's hard to find underwear that can cover you comfortably.5. YOGA PANTS Look Provocative
If you wear them, they can look a little racy.Gallery Spotlight
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6. People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS
If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.7. Everyone Expects You to Dance
No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.Do you have any of these problems?
Comments
Minimew: This is all too real for me,I'm an small woman with an huge booty my normal underwear become thongs 😂
st_cruz: @TiffanyElissa This post isn't bashing women with big butts though. It's just saying some problems that can come up when you have them. I have no idea how you got that message from this.
Wendy: Big butts are not a problem BIG butts are you know the ones that can't fit through the door now those are problems but a cute round big butt no problem at all I Like big butts and I can't not lie hehe
TinkerbellMoi: Haha this is why I am glad I have skinny butt rather a fat ass lol
Amber: *NOT every curvy ass is fat (correction)
Poffy: @Amber GIRL YOURE WHITE WTF
Amber: And wtf @TinkerbellMoi? Why do you think dat women who have a curvy ass automatically have a 'fat' ass? Mine is actually not soft and fat, but my genes decided to give me a lot more muscular tissue on that place when you compare it to my tummy and legs. Don't just assume things, thank you.
TiffanyElissa: This is a stupid post. Don't be mad at women with curves. Men love curvy women and a nice butt is definitely in!
Natalie_those_5_bands: Basically everything on here fits me
peony: Dont like big arses
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