7 Problems Women with Big Butts Have ...

Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.

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1. pants are either droopy or too low
2. skirts are too high in the back
3. it's awkward to sit down at the movies
4. it's hard to find underwear that fits
5. yoga pants look provocative
6. people stare when you walk up the stairs
7. everyone expects you to dance

1 PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW

You can never get the right fit.

2 SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK

You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.

3 It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES

You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.

4 It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits

It's hard to find underwear that can cover you comfortably.

5 YOGA PANTS Look Provocative

If you wear them, they can look a little racy.

6 People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS

If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.

7 Everyone Expects You to Dance

No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.

Do you have any of these problems?

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