Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.
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1. PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW
You can never get the right fit.2. SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK
You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.3. It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES
You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.***
face, and praying you don't trip and fall! Every shuffle feels like it's in slow motion, and you're hyper-aware of any inconveniences you might cause. It's almost as if the seats were designed for children, not adults with curves. As you finally plop down into your seat, the relief is palpable, but short-lived. That's because, as soon as you sit, you're wrestling with limited leg room and the constant fear of your phone or keys plummeting into the abyss between the seats. And let's not even talk about when it's time to stand up again!
4. It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits
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5. YOGA PANTS Look Provocative
If you wear them, they can look a little racy.Gallery Spotlight
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6. People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS
If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.7. Everyone Expects You to Dance
No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.Do you have any of these problems?
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Gem: I totally relate. I can't really do much about it but keep it toned and tight. Jiggly big butt isn't cute.
TinkerbellMoi: Ha! @ Amber well technically it is a fat ass it is the truth, everyone saids so... why do you think Keira Knightley said "I don't want to have a fat ass like JLo"...
peony: @poffy mogpop he is actually a lightskinned black woman, mixed yes but she is in the drop she is black !
TinkerbellMoi: Haha this is why I am glad I have skinny butt rather a fat ass lol
Allyfedor: Yesssss
Wendy: Big butts are not a problem BIG butts are you know the ones that can't fit through the door now those are problems but a cute round big butt no problem at all I Like big butts and I can't not lie hehe
Anastasia: I relate to everything on that list😂
Amber: Haha yess, all of this is so true. Also; when you find the perfect dress where your butt fits in great, it's too wide at your tiny waist!
Natalie_those_5_bands: Basically everything on here fits me
Sabrina: I wear yoga pants practically everyday. And they look provocative but I love yoga pants 🙂
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