Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.
Snapshot Survey
Snapshot Survey
1. PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW
You can never get the right fit.2. SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK
You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.3. It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES
You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.***
face, and praying you don't trip and fall! Every shuffle feels like it's in slow motion, and you're hyper-aware of any inconveniences you might cause. It's almost as if the seats were designed for children, not adults with curves. As you finally plop down into your seat, the relief is palpable, but short-lived. That's because, as soon as you sit, you're wrestling with limited leg room and the constant fear of your phone or keys plummeting into the abyss between the seats. And let's not even talk about when it's time to stand up again!
4. It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits
It's hard to find underwear that can cover you comfortably.5. YOGA PANTS Look Provocative
If you wear them, they can look a little racy.6. People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS
If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.7. Everyone Expects You to Dance
No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.Do you have any of these problems?
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