7 Problems Women with Big Butts Have ...

Women everywhere want big butts. Of course, they come with their downsides. Madame Noire knows what it's like to be a woman with a big booty.

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PANTS ARE EITHER DROOPY or TOO LOW

You can never get the right fit.

SKIRTS ARE TOO HIGH in the BACK

You don't want to worry about flashing strangers.

It's Awkward to Sit down at the MOVIES

You hate squeezing past people already sitting in the theater, because you're putting your butt in their face.

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face, and praying you don't trip and fall! Every shuffle feels like it's in slow motion, and you're hyper-aware of any inconveniences you might cause. It's almost as if the seats were designed for children, not adults with curves. As you finally plop down into your seat, the relief is palpable, but short-lived. That's because, as soon as you sit, you're wrestling with limited leg room and the constant fear of your phone or keys plummeting into the abyss between the seats. And let's not even talk about when it's time to stand up again!

It's Hard to Find UNDERWEAR That Fits

It's hard to find underwear that can cover you comfortably.

YOGA PANTS Look Provocative

If you wear them, they can look a little racy.

Famous Quotes

To give oneself earnestly to the duties due to men, and, while respecting spiritual beings, to keep aloof from them, may be called wisdom.

Confucius

People Stare when You Walk up the STAIRS

If someone is behind you on the stairs, you know they're going to look at your gorgeous butt.

Everyone Expects You to Dance

No, you're not going to twerk, just because your booty is big.

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Amber, have you ever heard of a tailor? Fit the largest part of your body first, then tailor the rest to your body. Problem solved, a lot cheaper than having clothes you don't wear because they don't fit.

I wear yoga pants practically everyday. And they look provocative but I love yoga pants 🙂

I relate to everything on that list😂

I totally relate. I can't really do much about it but keep it toned and tight. Jiggly big butt isn't cute.

Basically everything on here fits me

Big butts for the win 🙌🏼 I have to say I love wearing yoga pants cause they're just comfy as!

TinkerbellMoi, wow, so because 'everyone saids so' (nice english btw) you assume it's true? And that reference tot the quote of Keira doesn't say anything. Also; my point wasn't that there is no such thing as a fat ass. I'm just saying that every curvy ass is automatically fat. Because some people have wider hips because of bone structure, plus have more muscular tissue on their glutes, so it's bigger but might have the same amount of fat as a skinny one.

Haha this is why I am glad I have skinny butt rather a fat ass lol

Except for finding the right underwear, everything else exactly how I feel. Lol😂

@poffy mogpop he is actually a lightskinned black woman, mixed yes but she is in the drop she is black !

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