7 Cards Hallmark Needs to Make ...

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Hallmark Cards say it all, don't they? You can always find the right message to show love, support, pride, sympathy, empathy, and affection. Hallmark cards are the most popular greeting cards available for a variety of occasions … but there are some messages they don't cover, some topics for which you can't find a greeting card. I think that's sad. Sure, you could write a letter or make a card yourself, but sometimes it's nicer to find a card that says everything you're feeling. So here are a few Hallmark cards I desperately wish I could buy.

1. Sympathies about That Nasty Hangover

I'm not a big drinker myself, but some of my friends like to get their party on over the weekends.

I think there should be Hallmark cards you can give to people who have completely out-partied themselves.

Wouldn't that be a nice gift on a Monday morning?2

You could give your BFF or favorite co-worker a card expressing sympathy for their painful hangover.

«I head you were sick/ I heard you were sad/ I heard you had a headache/ and that you're feeling bad/ So here's a little love/ from you to me/ Next weekend go easy/ On the Long Island Iced Tea.»

2. Congratulations on Behalf of Your Jeans

I would love it if someone sent me a card for this.

What I mean is, you know how there's always one week every month – maybe during your period, or right before – where not even your favorite pair of jeans fit right.2

They probably look just fine, but they feel tight and it makes you feel fat, and it's just a trainwreck all the way around.

Wouldn't it be great if your friends could send you a card when that period of time is over and your jeans go back to fitting beautifully?3

«We were about to stage an intervention/ To deal with your sadness over water retention/ We promise your pants weren't bursting at the seams/ And hope you feel better now because your butt looks great in your jeans.»

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