25 Funny Exam Answers ...

They do say that the standards of education are slipping but sometimes under exam conditions, it is hard to remember dates or specific terminology. Other times it’s a case of just getting the wrong word. I remember a geography exam I took when I was about 15 and I had to answer the question what is the name of the thick outside roots of tropical rainforest trees. For some reason I believed buttocks was the correct answer (of course it was buttress). Here are funny exam answers that we’ll never know were intentional or not.

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Question: in a Democratic Society, How Important Are Elections?

Question: in a Democratic Society, How Important Are Elections? Image source: nordportal.ru

Answer: Very important. Sex can only happen when a man gets an election.

Question: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour?

Question: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour? Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: Leave it in the cow

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Question: Name a Major Disease Associated with Cigarettes

Question: Name a Major Disease Associated with Cigarettes Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: Premature death.

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Question: What is Artificial Insemination?

Question: What is Artificial Insemination? Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

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Question: Name the Four Seasons

Question: Name the Four Seasons Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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Question: What Happens to a Boy when He Reaches Puberty?

Question: What Happens to a Boy when He Reaches Puberty? Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: He says goodbye to his boyhood and says hello to his adultery.

Question: What is a Terminal Illness?

Question: What is a Terminal Illness? Image source: data.whicdn.com

Answer: When you are sick in an airport.

Explain One of the Processes by Which Water Can Be Made Safe to Drink

Explain One of the Processes by Which Water Can Be Made Safe to Drink Image source: data.whicdn.com

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Those were some funny exam answers to specific questions. There now follows some examples of statements made in longer answers relating to the human body.

To Remove Dust from Your Eye, Pull the Eye down over Your Nose

To Remove Dust from Your Eye, Pull the Eye down over Your Nose Image source: data.whicdn.com

For Head Colds Use an Agonizer to Spray the Nose until It Drops into the Throat

For Head Colds Use an Agonizer to Spray the Nose until It Drops into the Throat Image source: nosesjob.com

Blood Flows up One Leg and down the Other

Blood Flows up One Leg and down the Other Image source: sj51.net

For a Nose Bleed Put the Nose Lower than the Body until the Heart Stops

For a Nose Bleed Put the Nose Lower than the Body until the Heart Stops Image source: data.whicdn.com

When You Breathe You Inspire. when You Don’t Breathe You Expire

When You Breathe You Inspire. when You Don’t Breathe You Expire Image source: data.whicdn.com

The following funny exam answers can be described as science gone wrong.

Vacuum: a Large, Empty Space Where the Pope Lives

Vacuum: a Large, Empty Space Where the Pope Lives Image source: fjp2.com

The next lot of funny exam answers are visual

Find X

Find X Photo Credit: Zartimus

When Proton = Batman

When Proton = Batman Photo Credit: Zartimus

Well It is Logical

Well It is Logical Photo Credit: Zartimus

Mysoginst

Mysoginst Photo Credit: tejgill

Can’t Argue with the Logic of This One

Can’t Argue with the Logic of This One Photo Credit: dullhunk

Oh Dear!

Oh Dear! Photo Credit: tejgill

And Finally!

And Finally! Photo Credit: BingoMaster

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no. 24 nearly killed me hahahaaaa and who ever wrote no.25 was just asking for it the truth is, if the experiment was being conducted by a biologist, that's exactly what he/she wouldda done but that's standardized education for ya !

These are hilarious. :D

The last few ones look like things that I've actually done on my GCSE's. Luckily, got 3A*'s, 7A's and 2 B's... :-)

LOL! So obtuse and so clever. - One of my sister's grade one students answered: Q: Name any three places where plants grow. A: Texas, Riyadh, Karachi - Answer to a tough Accounting Exam question: Some gibberish, then "Sir, I wish you would've given us a formula sheet".

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