All right, all right, maybe that's not quite true. Some of these tricks come in handy for those of us who cannot bear to have our phones out of our sight. Some of them are potentially useful, so even though you may never need them, they're still good to know – you know? You know. I know you know.
1. You Can Use Almost Anything as a Mount
Like a Ziploc bag – and, admittedly, this is a great idea for planes, trains, and automobiles. Protip for the brave among you: this works in the shower, too, if there's a spot that's more or less safe from any direct spray.