Do you cringe whenever someone uses "there" instead of "their?" Do you get turned on when men use big words in the middle of casual conversations? If that sounds like you, you're probably an English major. Here are a few quotes that you're going to adore:
1 Discussing Possibilities
In Math class, there's only one right answer. But in English class, there are a million different possibilities.
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2 Correct Grammar
This is a funny little quote about the importance of grammar. You can send it to all of the friends who just don't understand why you get so upset when they mess up "your" and "you're."
3 I Judge Grammar
It would be wrong to judge someone by the way that they look or by the clothes that they're wearing. Of course, judging someone's grammar is an easy way to tell whether they're actually worth your time.
4 Correct Grammar is Hot
I mean, how could you date a man who doesn't know where to place his apostrophes? You need someone who is as intellectual as you are.
5 Reading One Book
You won't be happy reading one book. You have to read them all.
6 Sentences Can Change You
Don't underestimate the power of a single sentence. It can change your entire life if the author knows what they're talking about.
7 Appreciate Your Teachers
Without them, you wouldn't know about the beauty of books.
8 All You Need is Books
Forget love. You'd take a new novel by your favorite author over a kiss from a hot guy any day.
9 Write Something Worth Reading
This is the only way you'll truly enjoy life.
10 You Can Make Anything
This is why writing is so magical. It allows you to create anything and everything.
11 The More I Read, the Less I Know
Reading helps you realize how big the world is, and how small you are.
12 The Paper Wins
Every English major knows how frustrating a blank page can be. Writer's block is no joke.
13 I Was Always a Writer
You can't become a writer. You're born a writer. It's in your blood.
14 Writers Are Dreamers
All of us English majors are dreamers. We have big plans for our futures.
15 Writing is Dangerous
That's why you have to proceed with caution.
16 Writers Never Take Vacations
Even when you're relaxing on the beach, sipping on margaritas, your mind is thinking of all of the different stories it could create. Writers never get to take a break from their craft.
17 Paper Listens
When you don't have any friends or family members around to listen to you rant, you always have a blank piece of paper ready to hear everything that you have to say.
18 Growing up is Overrated
Don't tell yourself that you're silly for wanting to be a writer. It's entirely possible, as long as you put in enough effort.
19 Writers Aren't People
There are millions of different people hidden inside of us, waiting to come out. That's why it's so easy for us to create different characters for our stories.
Now you have some cute quotes to share with your classmates. Are you an English major?
