Have you ever thought how many times in your life you have already said “Oh I never thought of that” and how many more times in the future you’ll have an “oh yeah” moment? I’ve got some here you might never have thought of.
1 Most People Have Been the Potential Victim of a Possible Killer
The notion of killing other people is a common, albeit taboo, one. At your point in your life, you have been the potential victim of a person that wishes you dead, and maybe even of a genuine killer.
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2 You Will Never Hear about the Perfect Crime
The idea is that if it is perfect, then people will never know, but the first recorded viewing on fairies was an almost perfect lie until the perpetrators admitted it when they retired.
3 Internet Memes Are Historic Documents
People studying history look at cartoons in newspapers to get a slight view of the culture that existed in the past, and one day people will do the same with Internet memes.
4 Even during a Full Moon, You Are Only Seeing Half of It
You may not also be aware that nobody on earth has ever seen the back of the moon because it moves in a way that doesn’t allow us to see the back during the lifetime of a human.
5 If You Are over 25yrs Old, You Can Spell Bananas
If you were to think of the Gwen Stefani song right now, you could spell bananas very easily.
6 Jesus Was a Little Lamb
Using a bit of word play, you can say that Jesus was a lamb because Jesus is the lamb of god, so Mary could call him her little lamb and mean it.
7 You Only Live Ten Miles from Outer Space and Yet You Haven’t Been
The distance itself is not that far. It is just very tricky getting up there.
8 Ever Think of All the Places You Have Seen That You Will Never See Again
That is why it is so sad when people die. It is partially because you miss them, but the worst feeling is knowing you will never see them again.
9 Hasbro Created Monopoly and Are the Only Ones That Are Legally Allowed to Produce It
It’s ironic, in a way, that the company that created a game called Monopoly actually have a Monopoly on its sale.
10 ‘Slang’ is the Slang Term for ‘colloquial’
The word “slang” is actually a slang word itself.
11 Turn the E to an F and EAT Turns to FAT
There are plenty of little word tricks like this, but the irony for this little word is palpable.
12 It Only Takes Fifteen People to Make a Ton
The people that say, “There was a ton of people there” at an event, if taken literally, means only around 15 people.
13 College Debt is a Mortgage without a House
You had better hope you use your degree when you get it because if you start working out of High School, you could have paid off a house before paying off your student debt.
14 You Can See Part of Your Skeleton
Your teeth are part of your skeleton, and it is the only part of your skeleton that you clean.
15 Friday the 13th Has Fewer Accidents than Any Other Day in the Year
People are so aware of its association with bad luck that they tend to be more careful.
16 The First Person to Ever Copy Another’s Test Was Being Really Original
Ironically, despite the fact that person was copying; he or she was actually doing something new.
17 When People Have Twins They Have at Least One Unplanned Child
This is a little startling if you were planning to have one child and suddenly two pop out.
18 Some People on This Planet Have Never Seen Snow
There are plenty of people around the world that live in countries without snow, and many of them spend their lives without leaving the country.
19 Fish That Are Caught and Released Must Feel like Aliens
People like to assign human emotions and feelings to other things, to the point where one could imagine a fish feeling like an alien abductees.
20 1985 is Just as Far Away as 2045
Numbers are easily used to deceive us all. Most people do not actually know how large a ball of 1 million footballs would be because it is too difficult to imagine.
21 Elephants Are Afraid of Mice and Humans Are Afraid of Creepy Crawlies
You may find it funny knowing that a massive elephant is afraid of a mouse, but many people are afraid of creepy crawlies.
22 April Fools Day Makes People More Critical of the News for Just 24 Hours
It is one of the few days in the year where people are at their most critical of what they hear or see.
23 Many of the Stars You See in the Sky Have Expired Already
The light takes so long to get to us that by the time you see the light the star is dead.
24 Most People Are Forgotten within Three Generations
Not sure about that one? Then name your great great grandfather.
25 A Credit Card Spends Money You Haven’t Earned Yet
This notion alone is what keeps people in debt because they do not realize that they will be poorer in the future.
26 The Word Crisp Draws a Line down Your Tongue
When you say the word crisp, the sound has to move from the back of your mouth and across your tongue to the front. If you hold your tongue pressed at the bottom of your mouth, you cannot pronounce the word “Crisp” correctly.
27 You Have Just Said the Word “Crisp”
Admit it. You just said a word because of something you read. You have just been manipulated by the media.
