---
title: "25 Funny Exam Answers ..."
description: "Question: in a Democratic Society, How Important Are Elections?; Question: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour?; Question: Name a Major Disease Associated with Cigarettes; Question: What is Artificial Insemination?; Question: Name the Four Seasons; More ..."
url: "https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/funny-exam-answers/"
category: "lifestyle"
last_updated: "2026-06-17"
---

# 25 Funny Exam Answers ...

They do say that the standards of education are slipping but sometimes under exam conditions, it is hard to remember dates or specific terminology. Other times it’s a case of just getting the wrong word. I remember a geography exam I took when I was about 15 and I had to answer the question what is the name of the thick outside roots of tropical rainforest trees. For some reason I believed buttocks was the correct answer (of course it was buttress). Here are funny exam answers that we’ll never know were intentional or not.

## 1. Question: in a Democratic Society, How Important Are Elections?

![Question: in a Democratic Society, How Important Are Elections?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q8/n2/gkk3u2fh54c9257315eb1253284451_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [nordportal.ru](http://nordportal.ru/vse-novosti)

**Answer:** Very important. Sex can only happen when a man gets an election.

## 2. Question: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour?

![Question: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/fh/px/cak6inj554c925741fbae265804630_500x375.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10534683/1287244928WLCTpIC_large.jpg?1307396908)

**Answer:** Leave it in the cow

## 3. Question: Name a Major Disease Associated with Cigarettes

![Question: Name a Major Disease Associated with Cigarettes](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/dm/mo/ognunuci54c9257515ec9042781875_500x335.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10565397/tumblr_lmb9retfnI1qegfzvo1_500_large.jpg?1307477893)

**Answer:** Premature death.

## 4. Question: What is Artificial Insemination?

![Question: What is Artificial Insemination?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ld/fx/ei2bcmt654c92575e8cc3441902304_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/9528683/pet_by_murateray-d33fizg_large.jpg?1304765908)

**Answer:** When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

## 5. Question: Name the Four Seasons

![Question: Name the Four Seasons](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/k1/j2/yq5ttgt454c92576de8cb055801016_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10091986/tumblr_llnf020Pig1qc6czfo1_500_large.jpg?1306263436)

**Answer:** Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

## 6. Question: What Happens to a Boy when He Reaches Puberty?

![Question: What Happens to a Boy when He Reaches Puberty?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/tu/iw/gz8qglfn54c92577e8d21029780000_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10188377/tumblr_llvbi6aKhI1qe3wxno1_500_large.png?1306522958)

**Answer:** He says goodbye to his boyhood and says hello to his adultery.

## 7. Question: What is a Terminal Illness?

![Question: What is a Terminal Illness?](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/q1/a6/pyifrbyz54c92578d7085428476792_500x332.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/9111621/tumblr_lk16jrxPHD1qbj8aso1_500_large.jpg?1303604077)

**Answer:** When you are sick in an airport.

## 8. Explain One of the Processes by Which Water Can Be Made Safe to Drink

![Explain One of the Processes by Which Water Can Be Made Safe to Drink](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/lifestyle/2011/06/untitled-sktpuwn5c-99230-495-448_large_500x339.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10719366/untitled-sktpuwn5c-99230-495-448_large.jpg?1307880058)

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Those were some funny exam answers to specific questions. There now follows some examples of statements made in longer answers relating to the human body.

## 9. To Remove Dust from Your Eye, Pull the Eye down over Your Nose

![To Remove Dust from Your Eye, Pull the Eye down over Your Nose](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/hv/d3/va383rk054c92579eb18f060877140_500x374.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10817752/.-awn-baby-baby-asian-cute-eyes-Favim.com-48693_large.jpg?1308110157)

## 10. For Head Colds Use an Agonizer to Spray the Nose until It Drops into the Throat

![For Head Colds Use an Agonizer to Spray the Nose until It Drops into the Throat](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/lifestyle/2011/06/Spray-Nose-Pics_500x339.jpg)

Image source: [nosesjob.com](https://goo.gl/Fn5snx)

## 11. Blood Flows up One Leg and down the Other

_ Image source: sj51.net_

## 12. For a Nose Bleed Put the Nose Lower than the Body until the Heart Stops

_ Image source: data.whicdn.com_

## 13. When You Breathe You Inspire. when You Don’t Breathe You Expire

![When You Breathe You Inspire. when You Don’t Breathe You Expire](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/h0/q8/ku0jxd1154c9259097810923710830_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10484265/tumblr_lmagt3bFfi1qcicioo1_500_large.jpg?1307284452)

The following funny exam answers can be described as science gone wrong.

## 14. H2O is Hot Water. CO2 is Cold Water

![H2O is Hot Water. CO2 is Cold Water](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/gy/no/kgsgqf9457347161b25b8415394833_500x335.jpg)

Image source: [minsk.freeads.by](http://minsk.freeads.by?ref=allwomenstalk.com)

## 15. Magnet. Something You Find Crawling over a Dead Cat

![Magnet. Something You Find Crawling over a Dead Cat](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/lifestyle/2011/06/magnet_500x334.jpg)

Image source: [1.bp.blogspot.com](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4mhFYZTqlcA/TcLc7RBf8XI/AAAAAAAAABE/x4d2F0DtPu4/s1600/magnet.jpg)

## 16. Rhubarb is a Kind of Celery Gone Bloodshot

![Rhubarb is a Kind of Celery Gone Bloodshot](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/ze/xt/l5oph8m954c92591d494c443313046_500x375.jpg)

Image source: [data.whicdn.com](http://data.whicdn.com/images/831102/3145434317_3c4646e713_large.jpg?1255220736)

## 17. When You Smell an Odorless Gas It is Probably Carbon Monoxide

![When You Smell an Odorless Gas It is Probably Carbon Monoxide](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/j5/yr/r1gcxzhg54c9259306ca7769065086_500x333.jpg)

Image source: [storage.canalblog.com](http://storage.canalblog.com/30/02/845308/64614135.jpg)

## 18. Vacuum: a Large, Empty Space Where the Pope Lives

_ Image source: fjp2.com_

The next lot of funny exam answers are visual

## 19. Find X

![Find X](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/zg/yy/lh4tosl654c92593efa3f893988389_342x223.jpg)

Photo Credit: [Zartimus](https://www.flickr.com/photos/zartimus/392573898/)

## 20. When Proton = Batman

![When Proton = Batman](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/pm/f4/exd6b26r54c92595012ce716683810_480x318.jpg)

Photo Credit: [Zartimus](https://www.flickr.com/photos/zartimus/392573991/)

## 21. Well It is Logical

![Well It is Logical](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/au/t2/i7zr2nsg54c9259609ba1888107918_438x402.jpg)

Photo Credit: [Zartimus](https://www.flickr.com/photos/zartimus/392573876/)

## 22. Mysoginst

![Mysoginst](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/o3/st/zdnyoeld54c92597192c3364603172_484x363.jpg)

Photo Credit: [tejgill](https://www.flickr.com/photos/9683447@N03/1603729010/)

## 23. Can’t Argue with the Logic of This One

![Can’t Argue with the Logic of This One](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/s3/a8/czukxktj54c9259827b6b374757995_500x374.jpg)

Photo Credit: [dullhunk](https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/422076488/)

## 24. Oh Dear!

![Oh Dear!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/v9/f3/su2dycet54c9259918916577438226_320x217.jpg)

Photo Credit: [tejgill](https://www.flickr.com/photos/9683447@N03/1603729806/)

## 25. And Finally!

![And Finally!](https://resize.allw.mn/1028x0/filters:format(webp)/filters:quality(70)/content/u3/yx/ri9ch1fy54c92599cf53a333046073_500x136.jpg)

Photo Credit: [BingoMaster](https://www.flickr.com/photos/spacetriangle/414928171/)

## Related Posts

- [A Word to You Would Be Fishers (Day 100) ...](https://allwomenstalk.com/a-word-to-you-would-be-fishers-day-100/)
- [anoying sounds](https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/most-annoying-sounds/)
- [verb for new](https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/new-verbs-for-the-decade/)
- [irritating questions](https://love.allwomenstalk.com/smart-answers-to-silly-and-irritating-questions/)
- [double dutch idiom sentence](https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/examples-of-double-dutch-in-the-english-language/)
- [Deciphering Subtext ...](https://allwomenstalk.com/deciphering-subtext/)
- [oh no i've said too much](https://allwomenstalk.com/oh-no-ive-said-too-muchthis-may-be-abstruse/)
- [Drunk Dialer ...](https://allwomenstalk.com/drunk-dialer/)
- [tease smile](https://love.allwomenstalk.com/teasing-expressions-and-what-they-mean/)
- [everyday shakespeare phrases](https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/everyday-phrases-attributed-to-shakespeare/)
- [11 Fun and Interesting Answers from MaggieDammit!](https://allwomenstalk.com/fun-and-interesting-answers-from-maggiedammit/)
- [10 Funny Things That Children Say ...](https://allwomenstalk.com/10-funny-things-that-children-say/)

## Site Information

- [Main page](https://allwomenstalk.com)
- [Contact us](https://allwomenstalk.com/contact.html)
- [HTML article](https://lifestyle.allwomenstalk.com/funny-exam-answers/)