6. Your IQ Does Not Even Make a Respectable Earthquake

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This insult is so wonderful, because people who don't understand the Richter Scale won't understand exactly what you're saying.

Of course, you could also switch up this insult by saying, " Your IQ is lower than the room temperature." Take your pick.

I Refuse to Have a Battle of Wits against an Unarmed Opponent