4. I Love How You State the Obvious with Such a Sense of Discovery

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This is about as adorable as a comeback can get.

It insults the intelligence of the person you're speaking to, while sarcastically complimenting them on their enthusiasm.

It's a great line to use when you're speaking with someone who is passionate about whatever inaccurate facts they're spouting out.

Do Not Speak Unless You Intend to Improve the Silence